Archive for the 'The Fuck You List' Category

22
Feb

Mad House

Welcome and come on in! I’m currently goin CRAZY! I’m loving it too! I now have NO regard for these false business men and women out there! That goes for you make believe “models” and reading rainbow rappers as well! Look people, I’m not one to talk down on anyone willing to lay a foundation but PLEASE take heed from the Italians: You cannot lay a concrete foundation with anything less than . . . well . . . concrete! I say this because I’ve constantly had to deal with the “I’m gonna pay you half tomorrow” or “I love your work! Lets shoot!” . . . ONLY to present my rates and get this ole bullshit response: “Well ole boy ova hurr charge $___ for the same thing” . . . I usually follow up with: That’s understood, I can cut you a deal. Well . . . not anymore! Screw you all! If you want my work, you pay my price, I’m in the process of building a family and maintaining a household. None of you have the right to negotiate what is meant to be non-negotiable in the first place!

I’m not being an asshole . . . ok I am, but it’s deserved, I’ve starved too long, been screwed too deep and fucked too hard by you snakes and cowards! My time is now but sadly, I believe it could have came much sooner if I had known better and left you hoes alone! . . . As usual, there will be the texts or phone calls sayin “Whats wrong bro” or “Do we have a problem?” . . . LMAO sadly these individuals are furthest from the subject of this post but probably need to feel some type of relevance in their business life possibly believe that they will find it in me . . . . [insert yeah right face here] LMAO, wow . . . wow wow . . . WOW!

Am I ranting? You damn right I am! Am I pissed? You fucking correct on that one buddy! Who’s is this? MY HOUSE! Add all that together and you get a Mad House with an Angry Owner! My anger is motivation! I’m tired of not doing anything about some of the nonsense I’ve gone through! Picked up a copy of Fannatic Magazine? Did you like it? More specifically did you like the cover? GOOD CAUSE THAT’S MY CONCEPT! MY INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY LITERALLY RIPPED FROM ME DURING THE HOLIDAYS!!!! X-mas 2009 brought some very bad news my way. I was on ramp to be graphic designer/creative director for Deziree Ramirez’s Fannatic Magazine! When I realized all that I was expected to do BY MYSELF, I PROPOSED being paid more money for my services (by this time I had designed the cover for the first issue, which ended up sporting a different model due to an unsigned model release form). She called me while I was work the next day (I couldn’t answer obviously), I called her back on my break, then again once I got off . . . no response from her at all. X-Mas Eve comes up and shoot her a text about our standing business wise with the mag. She stated that THE MAG IS COMPLETED. I see the completed cover and notice the new model and a few text changes, the styled lettering of the magazine, the layout of all elements on the cover . . . ALL INTACT!!!!

I don’t trip, these things happen . . . however I state that I will take my payment of the work I did and she tries some Jedi Mind Trick on me and says: That’s not your design, I’m not paying you for something you did not do . . . OKAY, alright . . . time to start calling for legal advice. So, needless to say I have a valid case . . . however, to add insult to injury, I don’t even get credit for my work . . . THIS is why I have no heart! THAT is why you will now pay me upfront, or don’t get my work at all.

What you see on the left is what was printed . . . what’s on the right is me. The “FANNATIC” styling is my original concept. She had NO working concept, I provided that for her . . . now you can find it still in use on issue 2. Think I’m lying? Check her site http://www.undezcovered.com/

05
Oct

Full-Time + 2 Businesses

. . . And all the while showing these young punks what the business is! Thanks to Hov for that last part lol. NOW! This post brings my concern with the public and my so-called “supporters”. How can I get SO MANY positive accolades on my business endeavors, yet receive some of the worse business I’ve yet to experience!?

1. Issue 1 of Biker’s Envy FLEW! At $10 each, we where able to SELL OUT in two weeks! Now that issue 2 is here, people have a problem with supporting us!? We’ve dropped the price to $5, upped our print, paper, art and writing quality (ALL at the request of the SAME people who purchased issue 1) yet you motherfuckas have a problem, all of a sudden, with buying. Some feedback:  “I’d buy if Pat wasn’t on the cover”, “I’d rather buy from a female”, “I would buy it if my bike was in it” . . . BLAH BLAH MOTHERFUCKING BLAH!

  • Don’t give business advice/make suggestions to a business you aren’t a customer of or don’t support financially (we don’t care!)
  • When you GET what you ASKED FOR, why be so unappreciative as to ask for MORE when you didn’t voice it in the first place (we can’t read your mind)
  • If you have information in advance of a development you don’t like, but are approached directly about it . . . VOICE your concerns BEFORE, not AFTER all is done! (Speak up asshole!)

This post is going straight to the FUCK YOU list because some (not all) people really have pissed me off recently and I feel the only one who cares is me, so I think MY BLOG is best suited to handle this rant. Also, pussy is only pussy and I get it when I need it . . . Niggaz niggaz niggaz! I don’t care about gettin ass as much YOU do, I’m good . . . NOW PAY ME!

To those who may question: “Who is this to!?” don’t worry they know who they are.

My money is my honey and “In God We Trust” is tatted on her tummy -Chamillionaire

16
Mar

Whoo Hoo, Fuck You!!

    Sometimes I wish I could cry. Fuck you all! Yes I said it! I need to say it! I’m SO semi-pissed off that I could piss on a baby right about now!!! ARGHH!!!

 

The Fuck You List:

 

  1. FTD
  2. DHL
  3. 10,000 B.C.
  4. Being 22
  5. I/O Magic
  6. Dell
  7. The American Economy

    Ok, I think that covers most of it. My weekend was the most bittersweet! I spent all Saturday waiting on the most expensive things that grow on this Earth (flowers from FTD)!!! Which of course were being delivered by DHL . . . which of course were never delivered because of fog in WILMINGTON, OHIO (**note to self: add fog and Ohio to the Fuck You List**)!!!! As if THAT wasn’t enough, I spent 34 sumthin odd dollars for snack and a movie of “epic proportions” which was just a bunch naked Bi-racial men scaring Woolly Mammoths, while some blue-eyed bitch gets kidnapped and an old mother has premonitions (Read about 10,000 B.C., pay money to watch it). It doesn’t stop there folks! My external HD is STILL out of commission due to my power source being D.O.A. by cause of fire! (Fuck you I/O Magic). I have a commission on my plate and I can barely finish it due to the fact that my only copy of Photoshop CS3 is at WORK. Life is a bitch with good pussy though, cause she wrecks my nerves and all of the above but brings me so much pleasure I swell up inside!

 

    Now, the unstoppable pleasure comes in at the fact that I spent the entire weekend with Intense! She’s the shit, I can’t begin to explain how she makes me feel and I don’t think the English Dictionary has any words to be collectively strong enough to even compare. (**Note to self: Add words to the Fuck You List**) The flowers were for her and the movie was honestly for our entertainment . . . HOWEVER, them bitches never came and the movie was more enjoyed by me, yet she didn’t complain, I think she truly appreciated it. I hope she did cause that 34 bucks is GONE and I’d hate to feel like that time was wasted. I think I’d kill everyone who asked me how was my weekend if that news comes back to me . . . YEP, everyone. **thinks about it: . . . yeah that sounds about right**

 

    Ok, back to being just a little insane. If I could sum up my weekend in a few words I’d say: WTF am I doing? (nah) . . . I wouldn’t say shit, I’d just relieve the stress with a couple drinks, some good sex and some nifty steering on the highway . . . ahhh the basics . . . gotta love em.

 

The Fuck You List (updated):

 

  1. FTD
  2. DHL
  3. 10,000 B.C.
  4. Being 22
  5. I/O Magic
  6. Dell
  7. The American Economy
  8. Fog
  9. Ohio
  10. Weak Words

    Have a fuckity fuck fuck time everyone! (oh yeah, Dell is on the list because my PC is old and it’s a Dell, no real beef just pissed at my old ass piece of shit, also I wish I was 25 and not 22)

 

When we ask for more, it’s not that what we’re offered is good enough, but more so what we’re offered is so good, we can’t get enough. Is it not better to gather in bulk anyway?
-Sirius